How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Woodchucks don’t actually chuck wood, but they can chuck about 700 pounds of dirt in a day. That kind of chucking prowess ...
The ground hog (in this case, a hoary marmot) may not chuck much wood ... does make one wonder about the origins of the name woodchuck. And what of the big rodent’s other titles–such as ...