The weenie bite is a delicate art. It seems like a simple task, initially. Teams of two slow ride their motorcycle under the weenie, which is dangling from a pole by a string. The driver (usually ...

I almost choked on my weenie when I read about Leesburg recently. Weenie makes you squirm, doesn’t it? Use the word bite with it, and seventh-graders howl. At Bikefest 2006, nobody is coy about sex.

"Because I run from no weenie dog!" I proclaimed. "I'm a former Marine. I would rather take the bite and bleed all over the place," I glared. I even tried to claim it was a pack of dogs all going ...