At a time when every news alert seems to deliver a seismic jolt about the world, these ads mostly touch on safe subjects we expect in Big Game commercials: Nostalgia. Comedy. Celebrities. Patriotism.

Of the more than 60 commercials that aired during the 2025 Super Bowl, two featured flying facial hair and junk food — because what works up an appetite like a mustache taking flight? Those two mustache-forward ads were among the more memorable of the night’s commercials,

Alongside an actual football game, a lot of Goldilocks Super Bowl LIX ads blew by 110 million of us Sunday. But which ones actually scored? We got — deep breath — belugas, seals, sloths, Muppets, flying eyebrows (and mustaches),