And that’s not even the best part. The Vamp can stay cold, like a *ahem* vampire’s man-bits would be — or should be, I guess. No, I’m not making this up — this is what it says on the site: ...

The toy is great, and can speak 20 different sayings. Limited to 600 pieces worldwide, "Little Friend" retails for $210 and is available now at Someday in Melbourne and other select retailers.