This week: Choose one of the contiguous 48 U.S. states or D.C. Then write a funny slogan for that state by ... Winner gets the Clowning Achievement, our Style Invitational trophy.

No garment embodies loud and proud fashion like the slogan tee. The least cryptic footnote ... Text-baring tops were the gaudy antidote to quiet style that fashion craved in the Noughties.