This is not, by the way, a universal problem. I asked Perplexity.AI how much glue to put on pizza, and it told me, “I would strongly advise against putting any glue on pizza.

The doctors attempted to use an ointment to dissolve the glue. TikTok/@icyylyd After that didn’t work either, she said, “They took me to a private room and used a metal tool to pry it open and ...

Google's AI Overviews suggested adding glue to pizza sauce. I tried it. And ate it. Here's what all this tells us about the future of the web.