Despite a gallery of sad-clown paintings and an animatronic eyeball in a vise, Creepy's (627 SE Morrison St., 503-889-0185) isn't actually creepy. The new Southeast Morrison Street space from the ...

Earthlings who have fled their unsustainable environment (take a lesson, kids) are the belligerent, culturally insensitive visitors, and aliens with big, moist eyes out of a sad-clown painting are ...