Here is a torrid tale of how England has had the monopoly over making mammoties in Sri Lanka. Even though, if you stop even now, or stopped even then (in 1974, when this anecdote unreels) any English ...

Daisy was just a few feet away. Lane lay back down and listened to Daisy bark and growl, letting her gradually creep toward her. "The next thing I know, she was on my face and in my hair, crying ...