Max Rockatansky had a charming sidekick in The Road Warrior who vanished from the franchise, never to be heard from again.

But that doesn’t mean we can’t rant about the choices that have been made, and for as much as I loved Wicked, there’s one of the film’s nominations I need to talk out with you, the public.

According to some animal behaviorists that circumstance may have come about because I had a very happy dog—or perhaps ... especially if there is more than one child in the room.