WILMINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Lawyers scouring President Biden’s garage in Wilmington, Delaware, have been unable to find any plans to overthrow the United States government through a ...

No more lugging groceries up stairs or into elevators, Ward noted. A rendering shows plans for a car elevator at The Garage.

A lawmaker in the House of Representatives on Wednesday pushed for the passage of a measure mandating individuals to secure a permanent parking space before purchasing a car. At the hearing of the ...