Funness aside, the new iPod Touch takes the form of the just-announced iPhone 5 – minus the cellular connection and just a shade thinner (0.24″ versus the iPhone 5 at 0.3″).

This year's new iPod news was not nearly as interesting as 2007's, when the iPod Touch was introduced. Here's what's new: A software update for the iPhone. Jobs said the iPhone 2.1 software will ...