Will this be the end of a $2.74 mousepad that leaks goo all over me (which happened with an actual mousepad I bought from Temu)? Is this the end of kids making fun of their parents for becoming ...

And various other non-mousepad surfaces? The mouse worked on my corduroy pants no problem, both while aiming during Metroid Prime 4: Beyond, and when using both Joy-Cons during the strange Drag x ...