Then, 435 days of illness later, I told the love of my life to find another partner. Weeks after our acute infection passed, I realized my brain couldn’t process the most basic movie plots ...

After all, there's no forgetting Mr. Darcy's (Matthew Macfadyen) impassioned confession to Elizabeth (Keira Knightley), saying, “You have bewitched me body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you.