Stanford debuted as John Allerdyce, aka the mutant Pyro, in 2003's "X2 ... suit that all the X-Men wear. And in ‘X3,' I was just dressed in an ensemble from Hot Topic, basically.

Especially with Paul Mescal bringing back the super-tiny inseam, short shorts are arguably more stylish than ever for men, even if ... only time when it's acceptable to wear below-the-knee jorts ...