Funny Marriage Quotes by Famous People 30. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell 31.

By having a drop-dead gorgeous wedding photo and a funny joke, your wedding picture is bound to go viral. Food & Drink Wedding Puns 1. "Sip, sip, hooray!" 2. "Eat, drink, and be married." 3.

These 56 funny, romantic, and inspirational wedding quotes from movies, literature, artists, and philosophers are perfect for anniversaries, toasts, and vows.