Best Funny Math Jokes and Puns for Kids 1. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots. 2. Why won't Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? It's too cubed. 3.

Get everyone giggling with these short jokes for kids and adults. Find funny puns, corny one-liners and bad-but-good jokes that even Dad would approve of.