Funny retirement jokes and quotes add some well-meaning lightness and laughter to a retirement party, post-retirement dinner, or another event that celebrates this new chapter in the person's life.

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Our funny retirement quotes make light of the end of someone's working life and joke about their newly found freedom. So if you're looking to share some levity with someone retiring, these quotes ...