An early birthday message before I forget. If you’re really early, pick up one of these pop-up birthday cards and stick it in the mail for a sweet surprise.

Being a parent means wanting the best for your kids, including stellar birthday cards that tug at the heartstrings ... Happy birthday to the funniest daughter anyone could ask for.

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Birthday cards calling someone “over the hill” or making fun of them for getting older are so common that many people don’t think twice about them. But Sara Breindel is hoping you will.