There’s no shortage of Etsy sellers marketing porch-goose-size clothing, and Gaggleville sells outfits for every season ... bought a sewing machine last fall that she uses to craft attire ...

And my neighbor, who has a porch goose as well, graciously gifted me a few outfits - a pumpkin for Halloween, a Hawaiian shirt with a lei and a straw hat. And then my favorite - it's a red polka ...