No, not Liston vs. Patterson. Not Ali vs. Frazier. Clearly, we're all thinking about elephant vs. rhino. And we have the fight for you. Spoiler alert: The winner isn't who you might think it is.

But the elephant, all the while figuring how to end the battle with a single maneuver, ultimately positioned its bulk onto the rhino and pinned the smaller animal with the help of its tusks. The ...

Rhinos don’t quite have the same overwhelming stature that elephants do, but they are still a force to be reckoned with. At an average of 5,000 lbs., the rhino is the second heaviest land animal ...

The rhino, possibly gored, was subsequently able to flee. As one follower noted, "If you ever questioned why are there different weight categories in wrestling/boxing, this is the reason.