As I told you yesterday, the world’s wizards have caught up with the world’s A-1 wise ass, my friend Judge Judy. Last month ... What I love to do. I don’t want to stop having to do it.

My Yorkie’s barking. Even he knows you don’t eff with Judge Judy. It’s definitely her voice. Her cadence. Her phraseology. Her words. Her exact sound. Same robes as Judy’s. With same ...