I’m not a huge fan of animated films. That goes for Disney, Pixar, DreamWorks, whoever. It’s not that I don’t appreciate the art that goes into them, nor do I wonder why they are so popular.

Oh, and next year Disney has a live-action version of Moana coming out. And based on the animated Moana 2 making over a billion dollars at the box office just a few months ago, it seem likely that ...