Of course, this theory is just a theory, but it has two camps: the people who 100% agree best friends never hug and those who think the idea is completely ludicrous.. Under @meaganlbruce’s video ...

The "best friends don't hug" theory is based on similar reasoning and suggests that the more you hug your pals, the shallower your friendship. A stock photo of two female friends smiling and hugging.

GENTLE READER: Yes.. By all means, take that final sip. But Miss Manners will have to insist that you find a way to do so without the ice coming back up naked.