On the morning of October 21, 1892, children at schools across the country rose to their feet, faced a newly installed American flag and, for the first time, recited 23 words written by a man that ...

And as we couldn't help but notice, it was adorned with a graphic of an AI-generated Shiba Innu waving a mangled American flag that featured 11 stripes and a deformed mush of about 37 stars.