WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A Connecticut jury’s imposition of a billion-dollar penalty on Alex Jones will have a “chilling effect on lying,” Tucker Carlson warned. Choking back tears ...

Alex Ovechkin was the best player on the ice Monday night during the Washington Capitals’ 6-4 comeback win over the Vancouver Canucks at Capital One ... defenseman John Carlson tied it at ...

WASHINGTON --John Carlson moved the puck to Alex Ovechkin and watched history ... hockey history being made at Capital One Arena in a 5-3 win against the Chicago Blackhawks on Friday with Gretzky ...

ARLINGTON, Va.-- With Alex Ovechkin and John Carlson headed toward potentially their final seasons and the contracts of Nicklas Backstrom and T.J. Oshie expiring, the Washington Capitals are ...