A ridiculous Onion post gave the "Lord of the Rings" actor the perfect chance to acknowledge gossip about his ex.

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom may have ended their nine-year relationship, but Perry has already sparked romance rumors with former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. After they were seen out at dinner together at the swanky Le Violon restaurant in Montreal, he went to one of her shows; and now, her friends are weighing in …

Orlando Bloom reacted to a satirical post about him going on a date with former German Chancellor Angela Merkel, seemingly referencing the rumored romance between ex Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau.