One of Canada’s top trade ambassadors in the U.S. was in the Midstate this week. He spoke on the floor of the Pennsylvania House about the current state of the relationship which he says is strained due to President Trump’s tariffs.

Obviously this is a somewhat ludicrous (albeit delicious) plan for responding to Donald Trump’s entirely ludicrous plan for annexing Canada as the 51st state. But what else to do? Many things Trump is doing pose a more immediate danger to the world than his delusions about taking over Canada: shutting down HIV and malaria treatments,