Tucked away in northeastern Ohio sits a shopping paradise so vast and varied it defies simple description—Hartville MarketPlace & Flea Market is where treasure hunting becomes an Olympic sport.

In defiance of Punxsutawney Phil’s decree, the snow is finally melting, and the sun is peeking through the clouds. Unfortunately, it’s still not quite warm enough to break out the shorts and t-shirts.

To put it another way, I know a thing or two about what you should and shouldn't wear to every major sporting event. And ...