And something in this case cannot be “Kingston USB drive,” which is what this is, and $1,000 is exactly what designer Will Rockwell is asking for it.

SanDisk Ultra Dual Drive, 256GB, USB-A/USB-C, USB 3.1 — $23 (15% off, was $27) The best deal of the lot is for the Samsung Bar Plus, where you can get 256GB of storage space for just $22.