And that’s not even the best part. The Vamp can stay cold, like a *ahem* vampire’s man-bits would be — or should be, I guess. No, I’m not making this up — this is what it says on the site: ...

The idea of a “Twilight” sex toy seems to clash with the books’ message of abstinence. A lot of people have pointed that out but, from what I’ve seen, the majority of fans are just not ...