Cody Rhodes doesn't just want to be in the Metal Gear Solid movie, he's ready to throw on the Cyborg Ninja's hood, learn Russian for Revolver Ocelot, or do whatever it takes to be part of it.

Let’s switch Quiet with the silver-haired Revolver Ocelot. Yes, this is the moment you’ve been awaiting for, fans of Cowboy Gordon Gecko. A simple character model swap changes everything.

Now Arrowhead just needs to patch in a weird ocelot screech when you do your revolver twirling. Lincoln has been writing about games for 11 years—unless you include the essays about procedural ...