I had to floor the loud pedal on the Landy to make it up to Dornoch for dinner, where Mrs Reel Life and I were staying at the resplendent ... cleeked for me in Paradise pool a cock fish weighing 21lb.

In reel life: Disney's version of life in the minors is rated "G." In real life: Life in the minors is rated "R." In reel life: Morris is played by the 47-year-old Quaid. In real life: Morris was ...