But when Vogue asked me if I would write an article about bucket hats, I had no choice. I wanted to do it, but I couldn’t muster a single thought on the subject. I mean, it’s a hat.

Per Pizza Hut, "The Hut Hat is a reversible bucket hat with one side resembling Pizza Hut's iconic red roof and the other a checkered design with black, white and red, resembling the lampshades ...