Unless, of course, you follow the TikTok sages who swear by a hack that involves putting toilet paper in the fridge ... using a fresh roll, placing it in the back of the fridge away from anything ...

That’s right, it’s a TikTok “hack” that you probably never saw coming: toilet paper in the fridge. Followers of the trend claim a roll of toilet paper will absorb smelly odors inside fridges.

Stewart said that this deep divide, between exploited makers and parasitic takers, is a dangerous, reductive fantasy seen through the ideological equivalent of an empty toilet-paper roll.