Site user u/BobBobBobBobBobDave added: “I swear I went into an old man pub in North London once, about 20 years ago, where there was actually a sing-song around the piano going on and it stopped ...

I have a certain set of rules I like any new pub I’m trying to follow, most of which relate to the loos. If they have hand dryers invented after 2015, I’m about to get fleeced. If I can’t pick my feet ...