This is a hat so good, you should abstain from eating so you can spend your per diem on them. OK, I’m done. Wait, one more: The hat is really in style right now— even rappers wear them.

September 19, 2019 - 5:35 pm An international team of researchers just developed the most sophisticated treatment for male baldness ever: a hat that covers up your hairless head. Wait, there’s more.

Yes, of course, I’m talking about a new hat from A24 to promote Tim Robinson’s upcoming movie Friendship, starring the I Think You Should Leave comedian and Paul Rudd.