I am here to put a stop to this. I am officially in charge here since nobody else seems to be. I am taking the reins. I will be your champion. Mario is hereby 45 years old. This is now official canon.

Look -- don't touch, God's gift, Mario's funereal day. SOCIAL & LIFESTYLE. PUBLISHED : 9 Oct 2016 at 04:00. NEWSPAPER SECTION: News. ... but I am determined not to bring her up as a pampered princess.

As we look back at the final preview of Mario Kart World, I am somewhat haunted by a cow eating a hamburger. Asif Khan. June 3, 2025 8:40 AM. 1.