So picture this: a crew stumbles upon a ghost ship just drifting in the Bermuda Triangle. 😳 No crew, no distress call, no sign of what happened — just an eerie, abandoned vessel floating in silence.

Chelsea must now hope he can recapture that form in England. If he can, £25m will be considered a bargain. But, as it stands, Man Utd are likely to be glad when this deal goes through.