But then, neither do you. We're all doing emoji wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. Good thing the folks at Unicode are here to save us. More on that in a moment. First, back to Swoopie Star.

In a bid to promote inclusivity and challenge stereotypes, 10-year-old Teddy from Peppard, Oxfordshire, has initiated a campaign urging Apple to redesign its “nerd face” emoji.