“Why were you late?” he wondered. “Because,” I answered, “I took the red eye.” Then I showed him my red eye. “This is why I made an appointment,” I said, adding that I woke up that ...

“Because,” I answered, “I took the red eye ... to avoid getting poked in the eye again, don’t dream about the Three Stooges.” Stamford native Jerry Zezima writes a humor column ...

“Because,” I answered, “I took the red eye ... If you want to avoid getting poked in the eye again, don’t dream about the Three Stooges.” Jerry Zezima writes a humor column for ...