We are going to need to talk about McVitie’s. The McVitie’s Digestive biscuit. The McVitie’s Rich Tea biscuit. The McVitie’s brand, which tastes like Britain itself, like the country’s ...

There’s a moment before disintegration when the biscuit is sopping ... They make the palate sleepy. Plain digestive biscuits are like Euro walking shoes — sensible, not sexy.