He said, 'Help me, I am stuck'. He asked the homeowner not to call the police. The man got his brother and called the police. An electric cable which did not belong to them was on the kitchen floor.

Lloyd looks at me doubtfully and nods ... both Gordon and a fellow traveller to help me into a boat, which is rocking wildly. I am, quite literally, a fish out of water. Luckily, once we are ...