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These cute Halloween puns and funny one-liners on witches, ghosts, pumpkins and other Halloween favorites are sure to get you laughing this spooky season.

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Halloween is a time for tricks and treats, and that includes a few laughs.Whether you want to include a witty caption for your gourd-geous Instagram photo or have a few jokes up your sleeve for ...

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