Funny Marriage Quotes from Actors and Actresses “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” —Will Ferrell ...

Marriage is a constant battle between “we’re a team” and “I can’t believe you loaded the dishwasher like that.” It’s a world where love languages meet passive-aggressive thermostat ...

Sam Asghari has opened up about his ill-fated marriage to Britney Spears, saying her conservatorship was the “weirdest thing” he was forced to confront.