We’ve collected more than 100 of the best funny one-liners that are short, sharp and easy to deliver. And just to keep you on your toes, we threw a couple puns and jokes into the mix too!

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The fatal stabbing of four University of Idaho students terrorized a small college town and led to a capital murder charge against Bryan Kohberger, who has pleaded guilty to the crime.

Stephanie Hanson is a science teacher at Janesville Craig High School and serves as the student council faculty advisor. Hanson said she has been impressed by McCormick’s ability to help the community ...

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