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1. “Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.” —Mae West 2. “To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong ...

She said yes. She fantasizes about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn and doing the dishes. 178. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. 179.

This time around, we’re turning to some of our favorite celebrity wives and husbands, who know all too well that marriage is as funny as it is complicated. From the mouths of Catherine Zeta-Jones, ...

Not only are these quotes about love hilarious, but they're also 100% spot-on, and from some of the world's most famous, influential people to date. Here are the 100 best funny love quotes from ...

Funny marriage quotes 1. “Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.” —Mae West 2.