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A back-and-forth NBA Finals wrapped up on Sunday night with the result many expected for months as the Oklahoma City Thunder became champions.With the plucky Indiana Pacers in the rearview mirror ...

RAWALPINDI: The Attorney-General, Mr Yahya Bakhtiar, today [June 20] submitted before the Supreme Court that the ...

ROCHESTER, N.Y. – The Greek Festival returns to Rochester on Thursday, May 29, through Sunday, June 1, from 11 a.m. – 11 p.m. (closes 9 p.m. on Sunday), and admission is free, opa!The festival ...

According to the Greek ministry for immigration and asylum, 56,066 irregular immigrants were registered last year — around 155 per day. In the same year, a total of 219 people returned from ...

The two-story Italianate-Greek Revival home at 2915 Chestnut St. is a stellar example of the architecture that populates the tree-lined streets of the Garden District neighborhood.

Brits jetting off to the sunny Greek islands this summer have been warned over a strict flight rule that left one tourist dealing with 'a journey from hell'. Here's how to avoid getting stung ...

The mayor offered a reward of $12,000 for information leading to the capture of Alessandro Coatti's killers. Police said the reward led to a breakthrough in the investigation.

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Volunteers have banded together to prepare for Darwin's largest multicultural festival, GleNTi, which celebrates Greek culture through food, dancing, music and plate smashing.