25. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” Alphonse Allais. 26. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” ...

"Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early." It's going to be a great day! 70. "When I smell coffee." Best. Smell. Ever. 71. "I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter and too ...

Remember to order a cinnamon pun with your Café Laugh-fé. Here's to brew! Start your morning with a cuppa jokes (and some funny coffee quotes). Drink up these coffee puns based on your flavor ...

Nothing hits quite as nicely as that first cup of coffee in the morning. Not water, not tea. If you agree, make your AM brew and raise that delicious cuppa joe in a cheers to today! We're rounding ...

Only a coffee drinker can understand how pivotal the beverage is to starting the day off right. The authors of these funny coffee quotes for National Coffee Day are clearly coffee drinkers, and ...