Get into the holiday spirit with these funny sayings. Everyone says it’s the season to be jolly. But if you’re not in a festive mood just yet, this list of 100 funny Christmas quotes should ...

Bring the jolly this year with one of these funny Christmas quotes from comedians, movies and TV shows. Add these short sayings to cards or for Instagram.

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Short funny Christmas quotes “At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” — Robert Godden “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” ...

Make spirits bright with these short, funny and familiar Christmas sayings. Dec. 11, 2024, 1:17 PM PST Sarah Lemire Lifestyle Reporter 0 seconds of 6 minutes, 45 secondsVolume 0% ...

A Christmas Story All Ralphie wants for Christmas, as everyone within earshot knows, is a Red Ryder BB gun (with which he is sure to shoot his eye out, according to his mom). This movie is set in ...

Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings 1. "I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, 'So does the guy I stole it from.'" ...