Each tool flicks out, and, for the most part, each tool is instantly recognizable – a screwdriver, a small pair of scissors, and, perhaps one of the most valuable selections, a bottle opener.

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Despite popular belief, Vegas Vacation does have some pretty funny moments. One of those is a real meta moment when Clark makes a passing remark about how he hardly recognizes his kids anymore.

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And when the show ends, Carpenter comes up on screen with a pretty funny goodbye message ... as determined by a game of spin the bottle with her backup dancers. In Columbus, she took on ABBA ...

What are friends for? Laughing at your jokes, of course. Get your pals giggling with these funny friendship quotes. If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you do it too? If it was in a barrel of ...

read these funny wine quotes as a little added bonus. 2. “Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”—Joan Collins 3.